Fast, straight up sales

Objective: Drive sales with this unapologetic silver bullet ad. We’ll compare your product or offer to the popular solutions to the problem(s) your offer solves.

Script:

Do you have (x problem?)

“Do you have IBS or IBD, like Crohn's and colitis? “

Well, I made something that can help, probably more than (popular but bad solution). Definitely more than these (visually show big name products/competitor WITHOUT their logos and branding) and if you like using (your product/them) you get (limited time offer)

“Well, I made something that can help, probably more than kombucha. Definitely more than these, and if you like using them, you can get 35 percent off for life.”

(Here, we compare your product to the popular but bad solution and big name products/ competitor.)

If you have (issues), (popular but bad solutions has these problems)

“If you're having any sort of bloating issues or tummy troubles, sugary kombucha isn't gonna cut it. And before you say you're taking a poo, post, or even probiotic, most of them don't even reach the colon, and it's basically useless.”

(Why is a big name product not the solution?)

“These are filled with crap, over-the-counter traditional stuff have sweeteners, artificial ingredients, additives, colorings, and dyes that are inflaming your gut and kind of compromising your microbiome. And that's why I made booze digestion drops. Nature's original No sugar, sweeteners, flavors, or additives.”

(Close with benefits and a couple of trust builders)

“This is 100 percent microplastic free, and it's delivered in a three times more buy available form factor that you can add to any drink. And it actually works. Works so well that we've sold out twice. So if you want to turn all of your drinks this summer into a digestive aid, you can try it 100 percent risk-free in all of your drinks for 30 days. And if you don't like it, keep the bottles. and your money.”